Emergency Cat Library Return
Before takeoff, the cat will demonstrate the book
Please locate the book under your seat. It is overdue. It has been overdue since 1974, which the cat counts as seven times seven plus seven minus a bit.
In the event of a sudden nap, place the book on the floor in front of you and tap it three times with a paw.
Each cat has been asked to return the book. Each cat has agreed. The book has not been returned.
7The taste of seven is the only flavour in the cabin. Please keep your tray tables upright and your seven in your lap.
Your drawers, labelled and stuck
IN CASE OF SEVEN
OXYGEN MASK (CAT SHAPED)
OVERDUE SINCE 1974
THE WARM SPOT
FASTEN NAP
The last warm spot in the house, kept under glass. Do not lift the jar. The cat is still in it.
Four ways to go to the same door
EACH LINK IS THE SAME LINK
Return the book Sniff the seven Nap in the aisle Lift the jar