Now Showing: The Sunbeama film in one unbroken shot, presented as a séance

THE SUNBEAM.exex
Runtime: until the cat moves.
Rated: warm.
Starring: one cat, one puddle of light, one tin.

The film has no plot. It has a slant of gold that climbs the wall at 4 inches an hour and lies down on the carpet to think.
MOON PUDDLE_ □
A cat curled in soft lightThe moon is slightly too close. It is shaped like a cat, sitting on the edge of a puddle, not yet deciding whether to get wet.
TAIL CAMERA?
This camera only photographs tails. It has never photographed a face. Every frame is a tail, and one tail is pressed against the lens.
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A cat's tail lifted in the air
SARDINE TIN (guarded since spring)!
The tin glows. The cat has guarded it since spring and will not say why. Tins in the room: 1. The count does not agree with the shelf.A cat watching something closely
SÉANCE LOG~
Medium present. Candle lit. Ghost cat asked to knock once for yes.

Knock. Knock. Knock.

The knocking came from inside the tin.A cat lying close to the camera
CAT FACTS (true)i
  • A cat sleeps roughly 12 to 16 hours a day.
  • A group of cats is called a clowder.
  • Each ear of a cat has about 32 muscles.
  • Cats cannot taste sweetness. The tin is still sweet to the cat's heart.
A cat with its eyes half open
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Physics of this place: every time you look at something, the moon takes one step closer. Steps taken: 0.