Dream rule, enforced everywhere: every door in this house opens onto the kitchen.
THE SOUP
STARTER
The Warm Windowsill, a cat shaped like afternoon. Serves one.
MAIN
Laundry Pile, a cat disguised as the pile you were going to fold.
SIDE
Sunbeam on the Rug, garnished with a second sunbeam.
CAT FACT: CATS SLEEP 12 TO 16 HOURS A DAY.
CAT FACT: A GROUP OF CATS IS CALLED A CLOWDER.
CAT FACT: CATS CANNOT TASTE SWEETNESS.
CAT FACT: EACH EAR HAS ABOUT 32 MUSCLES.
DESSERT The Unfound Room, which no cat has ever located, and which is always just through the next door.
MEOW
Put on the glasses. The world becomes a bowl of tuna. Please do not remove them until the cat has finished its tour.