Head
Order

A menu of cats in disguise ยท served only to those who are sleeping

Dream rule, enforced everywhere: every door in this house opens onto the kitchen.

Next meow in
60
Visits to this bowl: 1
THE SOUP
STARTER
The Warm Windowsill, a cat shaped like afternoon. Serves one.
MAIN
Laundry Pile, a cat disguised as the pile you were going to fold.
SIDE
Sunbeam on the Rug, garnished with a second sunbeam.
CAT FACT: CATS SLEEP 12 TO 16 HOURS A DAY.
CAT FACT: A GROUP OF CATS IS CALLED A CLOWDER.
CAT FACT: CATS CANNOT TASTE SWEETNESS.
CAT FACT: EACH EAR HAS ABOUT 32 MUSCLES.
DESSERT The Unfound Room, which no cat has ever located, and which is always just through the next door.
A cat resting on a soft surface A cat looking up with calm attention A cat curled into a round shape A cat stretched out lazily
MEOW

Put on the glasses. The world becomes a bowl of tuna. Please do not remove them until the cat has finished its tour.