Rule of the Cupboard
Every box is one cat smaller than the box that holds it. The innermost box is therefore always empty, which is why it is the most valuable thing in the house.
Buy
the
empty
box.
The Cardboard Throne
Last heir to a throne made of cardboard. The crown is a flattened cereal carton. Reigns are measured in naps.
Nested Cupboard
each box contains another cupboard. the cupboard contains the box. the box is for sale.
The Bell
It rang only once, years ago, in a sunset the color of this card. The cat has been trying to hear the rest of it ever since. Click to listen.
(silent)
Yawn Version Game
Guess a number from 1 to 100. The cat answers with a yawn.
the cat is waiting.
Facts, Lightly Held
A cat sleeps roughly 12 to 16 hours a day.
Each ear of a cat has 32 muscles, so the cat can turn an ear toward a sound it has decided to ignore.
A cat cannot taste sweetness.
A group of cats is called a clowder.
The Clock Runs Backwards
12:00:00
the clock runs backwards while a cat is on screen. the clock runs forwards while you are looking elsewhere, which you should not do.
Empty Box, Best Offer
Not a box with something in it. Not a box with nothing in it. The box that has been emptied by a cat who then sat down in it.