Cadet Biscuit is training to become a hot air balloon. Your nap is the fuel.
Riddle No. 1: I am soft, I am warm, I am shaped like a loaf of gravity. What am I?
Answer: nap.
A cat has a third eyelid. Blink it and the sky says yes.
Riddle 2: The stairs go up one step each time you look away. Who climbs them? Nap.
Cats sleep 12 to 16 hours a day. Cats cannot taste sweetness. Both facts are for the balloon.
Riddle 3: Why do the clouds fold? Because the laundry mountain is hungry. Answer: nap.
A group of cats is called a clowder. A group of naps is called a clowder too.
The tiny staircase leads to the attic of a dream. Every step is taller than the one before. Climb, cadet. Climb until you yawn.
Riddle 4: What rises when the cat is unsure? A balloon. What rises when the cat is sure? Nap.
THE CAT WHO SEES THE LAUNDRY MOUNTAIN CANNOT UNSEE IT.
