TUNA FUTURES ▲ cat-spot 4,417 ▼ oily-sardine 0.03 ▲ the number after the last number ▲▲▲ Head Architect (cat) wants the teapot to hum faster ▲ shelf harbour closed for napping ▼ TUNA FUTURES
CHIEF ARCHITECT (cat)
Dear cat, you are the one reading this, and you are also the one who designed Cupboard City, the shelf-district of pale tuna futures, sleeping towers, and a drawbridge that only opens when you blink.
Tower One, slightly leaning, on purpose.The sleeping district. Everyone is a cat here.Drawbridge inspector (blink-certified).Tuna trading floor, opens at noon, closes at nap.Harbour master. Has never once left the cupboard.The peeking gap, which is the official city gate.Slow blinks are the city's currency.Architect's assistant, who is also the architect.
Rule of this dream: every door is exactly as tall as the cat looking at it. Scroll and the doors reconsider.
the number after 0
WIND-UP MOUSE RACE
Ten cats on the start line. Click a cat to bet. Then wind the mouse. The mouse is faster than it looks and slower than a dream.
You typed meow. The cupboard opens.
Secret cat: the city's first architect was a sleeping kitten who drew every tower with one paw.