FRAME 1: TODAY'S BEAMS
Chance of a beam on the kitchen floor: 80 percent. Chance of a beam on the cat: 100 percent, because the cat is standing in it on purpose.
Winds from the window, gusting three naps. Visibility: excellent, as long as nobody looks at the fern.
oFRAME 2: UNDERCOVER FERN
Name on the pot: FERN. The cat has been the fern since Tuesday. Nobody has watered it. Nobody has noticed the cat, which is how you know a plant is doing its job.
Watering schedule: water: every morning, by the hand that is not there
FRAME 3: THE BOOT
A boot by the door contains an entire small pond. Three frogs live in it, and the boot's left wall is the pond's only wall. The frogs pay rent in sunbeams.
Rule of this dream: a thing is exactly as large as the attention the cat gives it. The boot is large today. The door is slightly smaller than the boot.
FRAME 4: THE MOON IN THE PUDDLE
The puddle never dries. The moon is in the sky, and the cat has checked. The moon is also in the puddle, and the puddle is in the boot, and the boot is in the room where the cat is pretending to be a plant.
Moons in the puddle: 1
()FRAME 5: THE HEAD, IN ORDER OF IMPORTANCE
- The moon in the puddle, which never dries
- Sunbeams, all of them, especially the one on the rug
- A nap, taken in the exact place of the sun
- The boot, which is the pond's only wall
- The fern, which is me
- Food, briefly, and then the moon again
- The door that is not a door
- Do not tell the sunbeams
Hold your pointer here for a long while to watch the head blink.
FRAME 6: TYPE TO THE CAT
Type: help, sun, moon, boot, nap, hide, clear